Here's the secret to a long, happy and fuck-filled life: become a lawn boy (or a lawn man, or a lawn maintenance professional, or whatever they're called these days). A job as a pool boy would probably work just as well. Because these guys get plenty of pussy, and not just in porn movies.

So here's Arianna Sinn, out for a stroll on her property in the Domincan Republic. She isn't wearing much. A short skirt. A sheer top with no bra. Her nipples are poking through, and she's clearly dressed to get attention. She goes up to the guy who's doing her lawn. Stuffs her tits in his face. He drops his electric hedger, and away they go!

See how Arianna sucks cock while looking into the camera. See how her well-manicured pussy gets deep-fucked by a big cock. See how she finishes the lucky guy off with a tit-fuck so he can blow his load all over her huge naturals.

You see? The lawn guys might not get paid much, but they get all the good pussy.